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KENS 5 San Antonio
Escaped king cobra found alive in Fort Bend Countyrather call it an Uber and back up. Eventually the snake admitted defeat. The
Escaped king cobra found alive in Fort Bend County
KENS 5 San Antonio / Posted 3 hours ago
rather call it an Uber and back up. Eventually the snake admitted defeat. They got me. Y'all can quit panicking. They showed up with Chuck Norris and a flame thrower and I wasn't in a position to argue.— King Cobra (@KingCobraFBCTX) August 24,... Read more
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WKYC Cleveland
Escaped king cobra found alive in Fort Bend Countyrather call it an Uber and back up. Eventually the snake admitted defeat. The
Escaped king cobra found alive in Fort Bend County
WKYC Cleveland / Posted 16 hours ago
rather call it an Uber and back up. Eventually the snake admitted defeat. They got me. Y'all can quit panicking. They showed up with Chuck Norris and a flame thrower and I wasn't in a position to argue.— King Cobra (@KingCobraFBCTX) August 24,... Read more
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WGRZ-TV Buffalo
Dangerous king cobra on the loose in Fort Bendrather call it an Uber and back up. Eventually the snake admitted defeat. The
Dangerous king cobra on the loose in Fort Bend
WGRZ-TV Buffalo / Posted 17 hours ago
rather call it an Uber and back up. Eventually the snake admitted defeat. They got me. Y'all can quit panicking. They showed up with Chuck Norris and a flame thrower and I wasn't in a position to argue.— King Cobra (@KingCobraFBCTX) August 24,... Read more
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Chicago Tribune
Union Station exhibit takes a ride through movie historyGrant dressed as a porter, skulking around Union Station accompanied by Eva Mar
Union Station exhibit takes a ride through movie history
Chicago Tribune / Posted 17 hours ago
Grant dressed as a porter, skulking around Union Station accompanied by Eva Marie Saint in "North by Northwest." It means Chuck Norris, or, rather, Norris' double, leaping off a moving "L" train into the Chicago River in "Code of Silence." These... Read more
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KTXS Abilene
Can you name these 20 male redhead celebs?much younger performer. Willie Nelson The Scottish redhead is better known to
Can you name these 20 male redhead celebs?
KTXS Abilene / Posted yesterday
much younger performer. Willie Nelson The Scottish redhead is better known to TV audiences as Dr. Owen Hunt on "Grey's Anatomy." Kevin McKidd This redheaded action hero has been using karate to put down bad guys since the late 1970s. Chuck Nor... Read more
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KECI Missoula
Can you name these 20 male redhead celebs?much younger performer. Willie Nelson The Scottish redhead is better known to
Can you name these 20 male redhead celebs?
KECI Missoula / Posted yesterday
much younger performer. Willie Nelson The Scottish redhead is better known to TV audiences as Dr. Owen Hunt on "Grey's Anatomy." Kevin McKidd This redheaded action hero has been using karate to put down bad guys since the late 1970s. Chuck Nor... Read more
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KRCR TV Redding
Can you name these 20 male redhead celebs?much younger performer. Willie Nelson The Scottish redhead is better known to
Can you name these 20 male redhead celebs?
KRCR TV Redding / Posted yesterday
much younger performer. Willie Nelson The Scottish redhead is better known to TV audiences as Dr. Owen Hunt on "Grey's Anatomy." Kevin McKidd This redheaded action hero has been using karate to put down bad guys since the late 1970s. Chuck Nor... Read more
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News Channel 12 New Bern
Can you name these 20 male redhead celebs?much younger performer. Willie Nelson The Scottish redhead is better known to
Can you name these 20 male redhead celebs?
News Channel 12 New Bern / Posted yesterday
much younger performer. Willie Nelson The Scottish redhead is better known to TV audiences as Dr. Owen Hunt on "Grey's Anatomy." Kevin McKidd This redheaded action hero has been using karate to put down bad guys since the late 1970s. Chuck Nor... Read more
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The Times & The Sunday Times
Bruce Lee joins Vasco da Gama on SA's political stageafter that‚ the DA released its list of MMCs which amusingly had Bruce Lee in t
Bruce Lee joins Vasco da Gama on SA's political stage
The Times & The Sunday Times / Posted 2 days ago
after that‚ the DA released its list of MMCs which amusingly had Bruce Lee in the Economic Development post in Tshwane. The DA has a Vasco Da Gama + Bruce Lee... I've a feeling we will be seeing "Chuck Norris" or even "Jan Van Rieb... Read more
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Calgary Sun
Donald Trump's celebrity supporters: Where did they all go?James Caan forget what he wanted to say? Why are you silent, Paul Sorvino and
Donald Trump's celebrity supporters: Where did they all go?
Calgary Sun / Posted 2 days ago
James Caan forget what he wanted to say? Why are you silent, Paul Sorvino and Jean-Claude Van Damme? Where’s your support, Chuck Norris? Cat got your tongue, Kirstie Alley? Doesn’t the pro-Trump NRA have anything to add to all this? You should... Read more
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NBC Chicago
Kirk Campaign Launches ‘Tammy or Trump’ Quizthe senator’s series of picks before asking “who will Kirk choose next?” The sp
Kirk Campaign Launches ‘Tammy or Trump’ Quiz
NBC Chicago / Posted 6 days ago
the senator’s series of picks before asking “who will Kirk choose next?” The spot then flashes photos of Captain Crunch, Chuck Norris and Sascha Baron Cohen with superimposed question marks. Kirk spokesman Kevin Artl called the video... Read more
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NBC Philadelphia
Glenn's Blog: 'Chemtrail' Conspiracy Crushed(*another whopper*). Some celebrities have been quoted about their belief in "
Glenn's Blog: 'Chemtrail' Conspiracy Crushed
NBC Philadelphia / Posted 6 days ago
(*another whopper*). Some celebrities have been quoted about their belief in "chemtrails," including Prince, Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, Merle Haggard, and Kylie Jenner (of course, if Vin Diesel or Chuck Norris wanted to argue that to my face, with... Read more
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Houston Chronicle
‘WWE SmackDown’ Teases Return of Former Superstar Curt Hawkinswas no actual appearance by the former Brian Major, but the now-live USA Networ
‘WWE SmackDown’ Teases Return of Former Superstar Curt Hawkins
Houston Chronicle / Posted 7 days ago
was no actual appearance by the former Brian Major, but the now-live USA Network series ran a bumper promo with a few Chuck Norris/Mr. T-esque “facts, like: Real-name Brian Myers, the Queens native used to tag-team with Zach Ryder, who back... Read more
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The Seattle Times
Seahawks CB Richard Sherman on Earl Thomas: 'I’ve seen him beat Chuck Norris up'day if I did not know Earl Thomas was Earl Thomas,” Sherman said. “Earl Thomas
Seahawks CB Richard Sherman on Earl Thomas: 'I’ve seen him beat Chuck Norris up'
The Seattle Times / Posted 8 days ago
day if I did not know Earl Thomas was Earl Thomas,” Sherman said. “Earl Thomas is kind of like either the Dos Equis guy or Chuck Norris. He’s a guy who is exactly who people think he is and better than the people who think he’s the best. He’s... Read more
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Bleacher Report
Richard Sherman on Earl Thomas: 'I've Seen Him Beat Chuck Norris Up'far as to say he’s successfully taken down a martial arts legend. "Earl Thomas
Richard Sherman on Earl Thomas: 'I've Seen Him Beat Chuck Norris Up'
Bleacher Report / Posted 8 days ago
far as to say he’s successfully taken down a martial arts legend. "Earl Thomas is kind of like either the Dos Equis guy or Chuck Norris. He is a guy that is exactly who people think he is and better than people who think he's the best. ...Nobody... Read more
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Breitbart
Popular Pages Revolt Against Facebook’s Arbitrary Censorship幽玄 (33K) Pepe The Frog (32K) Guts The Black Swordsman (30K) Kevin 3 (28K) T
Popular Pages Revolt Against Facebook’s Arbitrary Censorship
Breitbart / Posted 8 days ago
幽玄 (33K) Pepe The Frog (32K) Guts The Black Swordsman (30K) Kevin 3 (28K) Tasteful上品な (28K) Stannis Baratheon, The New Chuck Norris (28K) まっすぐ地球からp l a s t i c n i g h t m a r e 金持ち白人 (27K) The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race (26K) EmoDad666... Read more
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CBS Sports
Hunter Pence stars in 'Pence-ive Moments,' talks Dodgers and weird signsup with, even though I get burned pretty hard," he said. "I enjoy that. I've al
Hunter Pence stars in 'Pence-ive Moments,' talks Dodgers and weird signs
CBS Sports / Posted 9 days ago
up with, even though I get burned pretty hard," he said. "I enjoy that. I've always loved that slapstick comedy, like the Chuck Norris quotes. It's a good time for me and I definitely learn a lot about each city that I'm in." An example of that... Read more
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Chicago Tribune
When a college professor has to channel Chuck Norriscampus, has become less like the role of the inspirational John Keating from "D
When a college professor has to channel Chuck Norris
Chicago Tribune / Posted 10 days ago
campus, has become less like the role of the inspirational John Keating from "Dead Poets Society" and more like that of Chuck Norris on the TV series "Walker, Texas Ranger." Texas college campuses are no longer sacred ground. Earlier this... Read more
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vitalfootball co uk
Celebrity Aston Villa Fans eagle') Sir Digby Jones, ex head of the CBI Lee Child. (Author of books in th
Celebrity Aston Villa Fans
vitalfootball co uk / Posted 10 days ago
eagle') Sir Digby Jones, ex head of the CBI Lee Child. (Author of books in the Pulp Fiction genre specifically know for his series of Jack Reacher books) Scott Adkins aka the Brummie Chuck Norris... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U... Read more
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NBC New York
All Usain Bolt Does Is Run, and That's Enoughis run. Then again, all Adele does is sing. All J.K. Rowling does is write boo
All Usain Bolt Does Is Run, and That's Enough
NBC New York / Posted 10 days ago
is run. Then again, all Adele does is sing. All J.K. Rowling does is write books. All Morgan Freeman does is narrate. All Chuck Norris does is kick ass. Yes, all Usain Bolt does is run. But when you watch a person do something better than it’s... Read more
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TribLIVE
What happened to ‘Shooter,’ ‘Agent X’ and ‘The Following’?I don't recall seeing her on any other shows and she was a very good actor. A:
What happened to ‘Shooter,’ ‘Agent X’ and ‘The Following’?
TribLIVE / Posted 10 days ago
I don't recall seeing her on any other shows and she was a very good actor. A: Sheree J. Wilson played Alex Cahill on Chuck Norris' 1993-2001 series and a 2005 reunion movie. Since then, she has worked as an actress and producer in an array of... Read more
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Yahoo Sports
Twitter celebrates Michael Phelps' incredible Olympic careerNo. 23 or win 23 to be considered the GOAT, huh? 9.5% of Michael Phelps’ bodyw
Twitter celebrates Michael Phelps' incredible Olympic career
Yahoo Sports / Posted 11 days ago
No. 23 or win 23 to be considered the GOAT, huh? 9.5% of Michael Phelps’ bodyweight is gold medals. That’s not like a Chuck Norris facts thing. Phelps has a little over 20 pounds worth of gold medals. Boomer Phelps is now the 4-5 favorite for... Read more
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The Sacramento Bee
New bar-restaurant Highwater adds desert flare to midtownand chilaquiles, while the main menu includes adobo chicken street tacos, a Kah
New bar-restaurant Highwater adds desert flare to midtown
The Sacramento Bee / Posted 11 days ago
and chilaquiles, while the main menu includes adobo chicken street tacos, a Kahlua-roasted pulled pork plate and the “Chuck Norris” burger topped with smoked gouda and “spicy spin kick mayo.” Aesthetically, much at the dimly lit, brick-walled... Read more
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FOX40 Sacramento
New Eatery: Highwater Restaurant & Barbrick walls and dramatic stain glass windows create the perfect ambiance to com
New Eatery: Highwater Restaurant & Bar
FOX40 Sacramento / Posted 13 days ago
brick walls and dramatic stain glass windows create the perfect ambiance to compliment the restaurant's all new menu with signature items such as the giant Chuck Norris Burger & dry rub Highwater Wings." Please enable Javascript to watch this... Read more
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FOX 59 Indianapolis
IMPD recognized nationally in handling, treating police stressin 2015 for its progressive approach to identifying and counseling officers und
IMPD recognized nationally in handling, treating police stress
FOX 59 Indianapolis / Posted 23 days ago
in 2015 for its progressive approach to identifying and counseling officers under stress. “A police officer has to be Chuck Norris for scattered minutes, available to respond to crisis as it unfolds, but you also have to be Doctor Phil and you... Read more
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Chattanooga Times Free Press
Pastor Bo: Never forget, we are being followedwas found is because I was not allowed to be in the water. If I had, I would no
Pastor Bo: Never forget, we are being followed
Chattanooga Times Free Press / Posted 25 days ago
was found is because I was not allowed to be in the water. If I had, I would not have been Joe Makatozi, I would have been Chuck Norris laying on the bottom of the river, breathing through a reed. Bo Wagner is pastor of the Cornerstone Baptist... Read more
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The Gilmer Mirror
Rick Perry's Digital Legacy Gives Texas Archivists New Momentum - Rick Perry's Digital Legacy Gives Texas Archivists New Momentum by Isabelle Taft The Texas Tribune July 28 2016 *Correction appended In February 2014 state archivist Jelain Chubb go...contemporary software. Recordings of Perry’s phone greetings, photographs of th
Rick Perry's Digital Legacy Gives Texas Archivists New Momentum - Rick Perry's Digital Legacy Gives Texas Archivists New Momentum by Isabelle Taft The Texas Tribune July 28 2016 *Correction appended In February 2014 state archivist Jelain Chubb go...
The Gilmer Mirror / Posted 28 days ago
contemporary software. Recordings of Perry’s phone greetings, photographs of the former governor with TV's "Texas Ranger" Chuck Norris and thousands of other documents organized by executive office and date sit in the digital archive alongside... Read more
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Breitbart
Chuck Norris: Hillary Clinton Would ‘Destroy What is Left of Our Republic’Legendary Hollywood badass Chuck Norris used his latest op-ed to encourage “fre
Chuck Norris: Hillary Clinton Would ‘Destroy What is Left of Our Republic’
Breitbart / Posted 29 days ago
Legendary Hollywood badass Chuck Norris used his latest op-ed to encourage “freedom-loving citizens” to rally behind Donald Trump so that America can avoid “the monumental consequences of another Clinton presidency.” “If reluctant Republicans and... Read more
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The Washington Times
Chuck Norris: Clinton presidency would ‘destroy what is left of our republic’Chuck Norris is encouraging voters of all stripes to rally behind Republican pr
Chuck Norris: Clinton presidency would ‘destroy what is left of our republic’
The Washington Times / Posted 30 days ago
Chuck Norris is encouraging voters of all stripes to rally behind Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, because a “no” vote for Mr. Trump is a vote for Hillary Clinton, and another Clinton presidency “will certainly dismantle or destroy what... Read more
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New York Magazine
Today Is a Confusing Day for the Democratic Party, But a Great Day for Philadelphia Sign PrintersLighting strikes the Empire State building yesterday on what was a very dramati
Today Is a Confusing Day for the Democratic Party, But a Great Day for Philadelphia Sign Printers
New York Magazine / Posted 30 days ago
Lighting strikes the Empire State building yesterday on what was a very dramatic day to be in the city. MORNING MEMEChuck Norris, It Has Been Too LongWelcome back old friend. Long live Chuck Norris memes. OTHER LOCAL NEWSNew HBO Procedural... Read more
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Daily Herald
The problem with Chris Hemsworth's stunt casting in 'Ghostbusters'expression after another. It's not like Feig is the only one doing it. You rem
The problem with Chris Hemsworth's stunt casting in 'Ghostbusters'
Daily Herald / Posted 30 days ago
expression after another. It's not like Feig is the only one doing it. You remember Tom Cruise in "Tropic Thunder" and Chuck Norris in "Dodgeball," Alice Cooper in "Wayne's World" and Gene Hackman in "Young Frankenstein." When Neil Patrick... Read more
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Staten Island Advance
The 25 worst summer movie blockbusters, rankedtop they topped, and then going over even that top. And so on. It makes a body
The 25 worst summer movie blockbusters, ranked
Staten Island Advance / Posted a month ago
top they topped, and then going over even that top. And so on. It makes a body yearn for the days of lone wolves played by Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone, punctuating their frequent outright, shameless, unapologetic straight-up murders of bad... Read more
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Adirondack Daily Enterprise
Separated from racers, fans get creativefifth Ironman. The parents were joined by Lauren Gebrian, Marsteller's girlfrie
Separated from racers, fans get creative
Adirondack Daily Enterprise / Posted a month ago
fifth Ironman. The parents were joined by Lauren Gebrian, Marsteller's girlfriend, as they sat alongside a sign that read, "Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick out of a wet suit." Marsteller's parents held up a sign with a picture of his and Gebrian's... Read more
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TribLIVE
Hemsworth’s stunt casting sends odd messageexpression after another. It's not like Feig is the only one doing it. You rem
Hemsworth’s stunt casting sends odd message
TribLIVE / Posted a month ago
expression after another. It's not like Feig is the only one doing it. You remember Tom Cruise in “Tropic Thunder” and Chuck Norris in “Dodgeball,” Alice Cooper in “Wayne's World” and Gene Hackman in “Young Frankenstein.” When Neil Patrick... Read more
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Arkansas Times
The fallwater was a bit anticlimactic. Though we'd kind of expected him to explode in a
The fall
Arkansas Times / Posted 1 months ago
water was a bit anticlimactic. Though we'd kind of expected him to explode in a ball of flame like a downed helicopter in a Chuck Norris movie, what we got was totally predictable: a spray of water and a gargantuan slap of flesh on surface tension,... Read more
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The New Zealand Herald
Ghostbusters has highlighted another example of inequality in Hollywoodexpression after another. It's not like Feig is the only one doing it. You rem
Ghostbusters has highlighted another example of inequality in Hollywood
The New Zealand Herald / Posted 1 months ago
expression after another. It's not like Feig is the only one doing it. You remember Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder and Chuck Norris in Dodgeball, Alice Cooper in Wayne's World and Gene Hackman in Young Frankenstein. When Neil Patrick Harris had... Read more

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