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Bankrate.com
Join the accredited investor clubThe U.S. House of Representatives voted overwhelmingly (347-8) in early Februar
Join the accredited investor club
Bankrate.com / Posted yesterday
The U.S. House of Representatives voted overwhelmingly (347-8) in early February to approve changing the definition of who is an accredited investor. An accredited investor is qualified to buy exempt securities -- securities not registered with the... Read more
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Daily Telegraph
The Syrian ceasefire will accomplish precisely nothingJabhat al Nusra’s fighters have embedded themselves far more successfully than
The Syrian ceasefire will accomplish precisely nothing
Daily Telegraph / Posted 2 days ago
Jabhat al Nusra’s fighters have embedded themselves far more successfully than Isil within Syria, where, due in part to their fighting skills, they have become an indispensable part of various armed groups such as Jaysh al Fatah. Those groups do not... Read more
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International Business Times
Valentine's Day 2016: Top anti-love quotes to celebrate being single this year It is that time of the year again when prices of flowers, candies, scented cand
Valentine's Day 2016: Top anti-love quotes to celebrate being single this year
International Business Times / Posted 2 days ago
It is that time of the year again when prices of flowers, candies, scented candles and anything pink in general are going to go up tenfold. The busiest day for Hallmark is just around the corner and couples all around the world would have made some... Read more
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Dallas Morning News
Editorial: If DISD staffers won’t recommend their schools, should you?When Groucho Marx joked that he wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would
Editorial: If DISD staffers won’t recommend their schools, should you?
Dallas Morning News / Posted 5 days ago
When Groucho Marx joked that he wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have him as a member, that was comedy. But there’s nothing funny when only two-thirds of Dallas ISD employees say they would recommend their school to parents. The... Read more
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Stamford Advocate
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold
Stamford Advocate / Posted 7 days ago
“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily it could have gone so very wrong. It’s suffused with an arch, self-aware wit – its titular hero violates the fourth wall more than Groucho Marx, Bugs Bunny and Ambush Bug... Read more
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Connecticut Post
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold
Connecticut Post / Posted 7 days ago
“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily it could have gone so very wrong. It’s suffused with an arch, self-aware wit – its titular hero violates the fourth wall more than Groucho Marx, Bugs Bunny and Ambush Bug... Read more
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Greenwich Time
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold
Greenwich Time / Posted 7 days ago
“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily it could have gone so very wrong. It’s suffused with an arch, self-aware wit – its titular hero violates the fourth wall more than Groucho Marx, Bugs Bunny and Ambush Bug... Read more
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Darien News-Review
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold
Darien News-Review / Posted 7 days ago
“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily it could have gone so very wrong. It’s suffused with an arch, self-aware wit – its titular hero violates the fourth wall more than Groucho Marx, Bugs Bunny and Ambush Bug... Read more
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San Antonio Express-News
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily
‘Deadpool’ Review: Ryan Reynolds’ Anarchic Mutant Smashes the Superhero Mold
San Antonio Express-News / Posted 7 days ago
“Deadpool” is one of those movies that’s all the more successful for how easily it could have gone so very wrong. It’s suffused with an arch, self-aware wit – its titular hero violates the fourth wall more than Groucho Marx, Bugs Bunny and Ambush Bug... Read more
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JTA
From Groucho Marx to Seinfeld, Jewish jokes dominate top 100 listJerry Seinfeld speaking onstage at the 2015 Hulu Upfront Presentation at Hammer
From Groucho Marx to Seinfeld, Jewish jokes dominate top 100 list
JTA / Posted 10 days ago
Jerry Seinfeld speaking onstage at the 2015 Hulu Upfront Presentation at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City, April 29, 2015. (Craig Barritt/Getty Images) New York Magazine’s culture section, Vulture, this week published a mega-listicle, “The 100... Read more
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The Miami Hurricane
Duly Noted: Don’t settle for imperfect fitsWhen we enter college as freshmen, the four years ahead of us seem to stretch o
Duly Noted: Don’t settle for imperfect fits
The Miami Hurricane / Posted 10 days ago
When we enter college as freshmen, the four years ahead of us seem to stretch out endlessly. But after the boxes are unpacked and the textbooks are cracked open, we start to realize that four years is not much time at all. There are only a fixed... Read more
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Orlando Sentinel
Schmitz: Browns let air out of Johnny FootballIt wouldn't be the NFL if the league didn't get a public black eye during its b
Schmitz: Browns let air out of Johnny Football
Orlando Sentinel / Posted 11 days ago
It wouldn't be the NFL if the league didn't get a public black eye during its biggest week of the season. It ought to be a reminder of how so many battered women feel. Bizarre but perhaps beneficial, the Browns and Manziel have all but forced the... Read more
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Orlando Sentinel
Browns let air out of Johnny FootballIt wouldn't be the NFL if the league didn't get a public black eye during its b
Browns let air out of Johnny Football
Orlando Sentinel / Posted 11 days ago
It wouldn't be the NFL if the league didn't get a public black eye during its biggest week of the season. It ought to be a reminder of how so many battered women feel. Bizarre but perhaps beneficial, the Browns and Manziel have all but forced the... Read more
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Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
Some paths to 'classic' are just nuttyHow does a movie get to be a classic, and not just an old movie? Like an angel
Some paths to 'classic' are just nutty
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette / Posted 12 days ago
How does a movie get to be a classic, and not just an old movie? Like an angel earns his wings, there's more than one way: • It's a Wonderful Life (1946) was a box-office flop turned Christmas classic thanks to television. "It became a cherished... Read more
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KESQ Palm Springs
Why you knew Abe VigodaAbe Vigoda wasn't born to play Hamlet. He was born to play Phil Fish and Sal Te
Why you knew Abe Vigoda
KESQ Palm Springs / Posted 17 days ago
Abe Vigoda wasn't born to play Hamlet. He was born to play Phil Fish and Sal Tessio. Those aren't consolation prizes. They're the reason Abe Vigoda became an actor and the reason that when he died Tuesday, a month short of his 95th birthday,... Read more
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Rappler
Housewives vs working mom: Enough with the arguing!I never like following the debates on housewives versus working mom. I am not
Housewives vs working mom: Enough with the arguing!
Rappler / Posted 25 days ago
I never like following the debates on housewives versus working mom. I am not a mother and I often see both sides as being too defensive about their decisions to become a housewife or a working mom, and critical of those who choose the other path.... Read more
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Hamilton News
BENEDETTI: Why hitting 60 only feels good in a ChevyExcuse me while I take a moment to sit down. I'm feeling a bit faint. It has d
BENEDETTI: Why hitting 60 only feels good in a Chevy
Hamilton News / Posted 29 days ago
Excuse me while I take a moment to sit down. I'm feeling a bit faint. It has dawned on me (once again, which is part of the charm of a progressively failing memory) that I am turning 60. The precise date, if you must know, is today — 60 on Jan. 16,... Read more
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Paradise Post
O’Neill: Best Lookin’ Old Man On the Ridge declines honorAt the recent annual meeting of the Paradise Ridge Old Men’s Association (PROMA
O’Neill: Best Lookin’ Old Man On the Ridge declines honor
Paradise Post / Posted 29 days ago
At the recent annual meeting of the Paradise Ridge Old Men’s Association (PROMA), I was voted the best-looking old man from Stirling City to Magalia and Paradise. Though I am a man with very little vanity, and even less each year that I grow older, I... Read more
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Santa Monica Mirror
Silly Campaign for Serious IssueTeens Getting InvolvedPosted Jan. 15, 2016, 3:21 pmMirror Staff Young Santa Mo
Silly Campaign for Serious Issue
Santa Monica Mirror / Posted 29 days ago
Teens Getting InvolvedPosted Jan. 15, 2016, 3:21 pmMirror Staff Young Santa Monicans are leading the charge today in the launch of a playful Southern California-based underage drinking awareness campaign, with an afternoon event at ICE Santa... Read more
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Daily Mail
'The secret of a good marriage is two bathrooms': Sir Michael Caine on why he has stayed happily married to wife Shakira for 43 years After a car
'The secret of a good marriage is two bathrooms': Sir Michael Caine
Daily Mail / Posted 30 days ago
on why he has stayed happily married to wife Shakira for 43 years After a career playing an assortment of chancers and criminals, he has hardly gained a reputation as a... Read more
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Orange County Register
Housing costs a threat to O.C. economy“Hello, I must be going,” sang Groucho Marx in “Animal Crackers.” That witticis
Housing costs a threat to O.C. economy
Orange County Register / Posted a month ago
“Hello, I must be going,” sang Groucho Marx in “Animal Crackers.” That witticism is also the title of two recent films – and could be the slogan for a lot of young people living in Orange County. “Rents, home prices and home sales all are projected... Read more

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