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Newsweek
How Vladimir Putin is using Donald Trump to advance Russia's goalsto signal his non-Russianness by using an ordinary French Hotmail account—the c
How Vladimir Putin is using Donald Trump to advance Russia's goals
Newsweek / Posted 11 hours ago
to signal his non-Russianness by using an ordinary French Hotmail account—the cyber equivalent of disguising yourself in a Groucho Marx false nose—but the metadata on the documents he provided were found to contain Russian signatures, including... Read more
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Havre Daily News
Looking Out My Backdoor: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend August 25, 2016 Groucho Marx said it. I suppose there are as many book reade
Looking Out My Backdoor: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend
Havre Daily News / Posted 4 days ago
August 25, 2016 Groucho Marx said it. I suppose there are as many book readers in Mexico as in any other country. What I know for sure, no supposition, true fact, is there are... Read more
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KTXS Abilene
15 memorable game show hostsman of game shows, he hosted more than 25 of them in his career, including "The
15 memorable game show hosts
KTXS Abilene / Posted 4 days ago
man of game shows, he hosted more than 25 of them in his career, including "The Price Is Right" and "The Joker's Wild." Groucho Marx -- This great comic's movie career was all but over when he became host of the TV version of "You Bet Your Life"... Read more
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KECI Missoula
15 memorable game show hostsman of game shows, he hosted more than 25 of them in his career, including "The
15 memorable game show hosts
KECI Missoula / Posted 4 days ago
man of game shows, he hosted more than 25 of them in his career, including "The Price Is Right" and "The Joker's Wild." Groucho Marx -- This great comic's movie career was all but over when he became host of the TV version of "You Bet Your Life"... Read more
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KRCR TV Redding
15 memorable game show hostsman of game shows, he hosted more than 25 of them in his career, including "The
15 memorable game show hosts
KRCR TV Redding / Posted 4 days ago
man of game shows, he hosted more than 25 of them in his career, including "The Price Is Right" and "The Joker's Wild." Groucho Marx -- This great comic's movie career was all but over when he became host of the TV version of "You Bet Your Life"... Read more
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News Channel 12 New Bern
15 memorable game show hostsman of game shows, he hosted more than 25 of them in his career, including "The
15 memorable game show hosts
News Channel 12 New Bern / Posted 4 days ago
man of game shows, he hosted more than 25 of them in his career, including "The Price Is Right" and "The Joker's Wild." Groucho Marx -- This great comic's movie career was all but over when he became host of the TV version of "You Bet Your Life"... Read more
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Daily Mail
Michael Caine enjoys dinner with the Rolling Stones Bill WymanMichael has revealed the secret to his 43 year marriage with Shakira was having
Michael Caine enjoys dinner with the Rolling Stones Bill Wyman
Daily Mail / Posted 5 days ago
Michael has revealed the secret to his 43 year marriage with Shakira was having separate bathrooms 'I take a line from Groucho Marx, who said: "It feels just like yesterday, and you know what an awful day yesterday was". It was not like that... Read more
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The Borneo Post
‘Troubled Man’ Alice Cooper Launches White House Bidlikeness to be added to Mount Rushmore, the massive mountain sculpture that hon
‘Troubled Man’ Alice Cooper Launches White House Bid
The Borneo Post / Posted 6 days ago
likeness to be added to Mount Rushmore, the massive mountain sculpture that honors four US presidents, and for comedian Groucho Marx to grace the $50 bill. Leaving aside sovereignty concerns in Britain, which recently voted to leave the... Read more
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DW
Alice Cooper throws hat into US presidential election ring |A snake in every pot 3. No more pencils, no more books 4. Adding Lemmy to Mt.
Alice Cooper throws hat into US presidential election ring |
DW / Posted 6 days ago
A snake in every pot 3. No more pencils, no more books 4. Adding Lemmy to Mt. Rushmore 5. Rename Big Ben "Big Lemmy" 6. Groucho Marx on the $50 bill 7. Peter Sellers on the £20 note 8. Cupholders required for every airplane seat 9. Ban on... Read more
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Japan Today
Rocker Alice Cooper launches White House bid ‹ Japan Todaylikeness to be added to Mount Rushmore, the massive mountain sculpture that hon
Rocker Alice Cooper launches White House bid ‹ Japan Today
Japan Today / Posted 7 days ago
likeness to be added to Mount Rushmore, the massive mountain sculpture that honors four US presidents, and for comedian Groucho Marx to grace the $50 bill. Leaving aside sovereignty concerns in Britain, which recently voted to leave the... Read more
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iafrica.com
Alice Cooper launches White House bidlikeness to be added to Mount Rushmore, the massive mountain sculpture that hon
Alice Cooper launches White House bid
iafrica.com / Posted 7 days ago
likeness to be added to Mount Rushmore, the massive mountain sculpture that honors four US presidents, and for comedian Groucho Marx to grace the $50 bill. Leaving aside sovereignty concerns in Britain, which recently voted to leave the... Read more
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Newsmax
Rocker Alice Cooper Launches White House Bidlikeness to be added to Mount Rushmore, the massive mountain sculpture that hon
Rocker Alice Cooper Launches White House Bid
Newsmax / Posted 7 days ago
likeness to be added to Mount Rushmore, the massive mountain sculpture that honors four US presidents, and for comedian Groucho Marx to grace the $50 bill. Leaving aside sovereignty concerns in Britain, which recently voted to leave the... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
Violent accident on Route 22 injures severalKimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, Th
Violent accident on Route 22 injures several
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 9 days ago
Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, The Beatles kick off their first American concert tour, Groucho Marx dies, Mike Tyson returns to the ring, and the last U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq, all on t... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
Franklin Twp. accidentKimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, Th
Franklin Twp. accident
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 9 days ago
Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, The Beatles kick off their first American concert tour, Groucho Marx dies, Mike Tyson returns to the ring, and the last U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq, all on t... Read more
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The Daily Mining Gazette
Donnie’s little lies are huuuuugebut what's he going to do? Don't worry, he says smugly, I'll fix it, I'll make
Donnie’s little lies are huuuuuge
The Daily Mining Gazette / Posted 9 days ago
but what's he going to do? Don't worry, he says smugly, I'll fix it, I'll make the system honest again - trust me! As Groucho Marx said, "To know if a man is honest, ask him - if he says he is, he's a crook." Or, in the case of this phony... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
Mahoning Twp. AccidentKimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, Th
Mahoning Twp. Accident
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 9 days ago
Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, The Beatles kick off their first American concert tour, Groucho Marx dies, Mike Tyson returns to the ring, and the last U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq, all on t... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
DOJ Extends Supervision of Aleentown Sschool District to 2017Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, Th
DOJ Extends Supervision of Aleentown Sschool District to 2017
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 9 days ago
Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, The Beatles kick off their first American concert tour, Groucho Marx dies, Mike Tyson returns to the ring, and the last U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq, all on t... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
Hamburg boil water advisory scheduled for MondayKimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, Th
Hamburg boil water advisory scheduled for Monday
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 10 days ago
Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, The Beatles kick off their first American concert tour, Groucho Marx dies, Mike Tyson returns to the ring, and the last U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq, all on t... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
Roasting Ears of Corn Festival celebrates Native American cultures and traditionsKimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, Th
Roasting Ears of Corn Festival celebrates Native American cultures and traditions
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 10 days ago
Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, The Beatles kick off their first American concert tour, Groucho Marx dies, Mike Tyson returns to the ring, and the last U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq, all on t... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
Nazareth mayor applies for first time offenders programKimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, Th
Nazareth mayor applies for first time offenders program
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 10 days ago
Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, The Beatles kick off their first American concert tour, Groucho Marx dies, Mike Tyson returns to the ring, and the last U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq, all on t... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
Fire crews respond to Alpha Packaging Friday morningKimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, Th
Fire crews respond to Alpha Packaging Friday morning
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 10 days ago
Kimberly Johnson The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts its first auto race, The Beatles kick off their first American concert tour, Groucho Marx dies, Mike Tyson returns to the ring, and the last U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq, all on t... Read more
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Rutland Herald
No regretsare you so clumsy?� In the recurring dream, each word is yelled at top lung cap
No regrets
Rutland Herald / Posted 10 days ago
are you so clumsy?� In the recurring dream, each word is yelled at top lung capacity: �WHY WHY�SO SO ... CLUMSY CLUMSY?� Groucho Marx said, �Revenge is a way of staying close to someone you hate.� I agree with him, but Groucho, aren�t there... Read more
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KECI Missoula
August 19in Amsterdam. After receiving Anne's diary and papers, he arranged for their pu
August 19
KECI Missoula / Posted 10 days ago
in Amsterdam. After receiving Anne's diary and papers, he arranged for their publication in 1947. 1977: Actor and comedian Groucho Marx dies at age 86 in Los Angeles, California. He was best known for the 13 films he made with his siblings, the... Read more
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KRCR TV Redding
August 19in Amsterdam. After receiving Anne's diary and papers, he arranged for their pu
August 19
KRCR TV Redding / Posted 10 days ago
in Amsterdam. After receiving Anne's diary and papers, he arranged for their publication in 1947. 1977: Actor and comedian Groucho Marx dies at age 86 in Los Angeles, California. He was best known for the 13 films he made with his siblings, the... Read more
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News Channel 12 New Bern
August 19in Amsterdam. After receiving Anne's diary and papers, he arranged for their pu
August 19
News Channel 12 New Bern / Posted 10 days ago
in Amsterdam. After receiving Anne's diary and papers, he arranged for their publication in 1947. 1977: Actor and comedian Groucho Marx dies at age 86 in Los Angeles, California. He was best known for the 13 films he made with his siblings, the... Read more
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Op-Ed News
Donnie's Little Lies are Huuuuugebut what's he going to do? Don't worry, he says smugly, I'll fix it, I'll make
Donnie's Little Lies are Huuuuuge
Op-Ed News / Posted 11 days ago
but what's he going to do? Don't worry, he says smugly, I'll fix it, I'll make the system honest again -- trust me! As Groucho Marx said, "To know if a man is honest, ask him -- if he says he is, he's a crook." Or, in the case of this phony... Read more
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Salt Lake City Weekly
Music Picks Aug 18-24"Old Hippie," a meditation on war and age. And "If I Said You Had a Beautiful B
Music Picks Aug 18-24
Salt Lake City Weekly / Posted 11 days ago
"Old Hippie," a meditation on war and age. And "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body," even though it turned a classic Groucho Marx one-liner into a tired-ass pickup line that legions of doucheclowns picked up and ran with. Newer songs are, for... Read more
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Orange County Register
State audit upholds Irvine's scrutiny of Great Park fundsThe recent report from the Joint Legislative Audit Committee reminds me of the
State audit upholds Irvine's scrutiny of Great Park funds
Orange County Register / Posted 14 days ago
The recent report from the Joint Legislative Audit Committee reminds me of the wonderful Groucho Marx line, “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” For eight... Read more
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The Globe and Mail
The hottest tickets in town: Five things to do in TorontoH. Aug. 16 and 17, 7 p.m. $54.45 to $64.70. Danforth Music Hall, 147 Danforth
The hottest tickets in town: Five things to do in Toronto
The Globe and Mail / Posted 18 days ago
H. Aug. 16 and 17, 7 p.m. $54.45 to $64.70. Danforth Music Hall, 147 Danforth Ave., 855-985-5000 or ticketmaster.ca. Groucho Marx quipped that he didn’t care to belong to any club that would have him as a member, but he was a proud member of... Read more
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AdWeek
Robert Smigel on Bringing 'Triumph the Insult Comic Dog' to the RNC and DNC for Hulufigures, and it's the snobs against the slob. It's like Rodney [Dangerfield] in
Robert Smigel on Bringing 'Triumph the Insult Comic Dog' to the RNC and DNC for Hulu
AdWeek / Posted 18 days ago
figures, and it's the snobs against the slob. It's like Rodney [Dangerfield] in Caddyshack. I'm not comparing Triumph to Groucho Marx in any way other than just the basic construct, but the id versus the snooty. And it's gotten less snooty over... Read more
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The Mercury News
Silicon Valley's fascination with a fountain of youthtools to slow aging, reverse disease and extend life. "I just hope to live lon
Silicon Valley's fascination with a fountain of youth
The Mercury News / Posted 19 days ago
tools to slow aging, reverse disease and extend life. "I just hope to live long enough not to die," he quipped. That is Groucho Marx funny. But it also speaks to the opportunity that science, technology and medicine have right now to push for... Read more
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Santa Cruz Sentinel
Michelle Quinn: Silicon Valley has fascination with a fountain of youthtools to slow aging, reverse disease and extend life. “I just hope to live lon
Michelle Quinn: Silicon Valley has fascination with a fountain of youth
Santa Cruz Sentinel / Posted 19 days ago
tools to slow aging, reverse disease and extend life. “I just hope to live long enough not to die,” he quipped. That is Groucho Marx funny. But it also speaks to the opportunity that science, technology and medicine have right now to push for... Read more
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The Mercury News
Silicon Valley's fascination with a fountain of youthtools to slow aging, reverse disease and extend life. "I just hope to live lon
Silicon Valley's fascination with a fountain of youth
The Mercury News / Posted 20 days ago
tools to slow aging, reverse disease and extend life. "I just hope to live long enough not to die," he quipped. That is Groucho Marx funny. But it also speaks to the opportunity that science, technology and medicine have right now to push for... Read more
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Silicon Valley
Silicon Valley's fascination with a fountain of youthtools to slow aging, reverse disease and extend life. "I just hope to live lon
Silicon Valley's fascination with a fountain of youth
Silicon Valley / Posted 20 days ago
tools to slow aging, reverse disease and extend life. "I just hope to live long enough not to die," he quipped. That is Groucho Marx funny. But it also speaks to the opportunity that science, technology and medicine have right now to push for... Read more
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The Hindu
The Legend of Michael Mishra review: a big jokethat the viewer couldn’t care less. What you get in the name of whimsy is sheer
The Legend of Michael Mishra review: a big joke
The Hindu / Posted 24 days ago
that the viewer couldn’t care less. What you get in the name of whimsy is sheer inanity, boredom and irritation. Some Groucho Marx masks may have been worn by the characters in a couple of the scenes in the film but that doesn’t lend the film... Read more
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The Washington Times
Moderate Democrats must curb socialismANALYSIS/OPINION: Groucho Marx famously said he wouldn’t join any club that wo
Moderate Democrats must curb socialism
The Washington Times / Posted 26 days ago
ANALYSIS/OPINION: Groucho Marx famously said he wouldn’t join any club that would have him as a member. Bernie Sanders last week turned that on its head, saying he wouldn’t remain a member of any party that wouldn’t have him as its leader. Mr.... Read more
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The Forward
Exploring ‘The Book of Lost Recipes’ Groucho Marx with Louis Anzelowitz the owner of Moskowitz & Lupowitz, a popul
Exploring ‘The Book of Lost Recipes’
The Forward / Posted a month ago
Groucho Marx with Louis Anzelowitz the owner of Moskowitz & Lupowitz, a popular Lower East Side restaurant that closed in 1966. It’s telling that the first thing you notice when you open “The Book of Lost... Read more
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The Irish Times
Tattoos and dangers: myth or reality?body art extends beyond anchors on the forearms of tugboat captains. Today’s t
Tattoos and dangers: myth or reality?
The Irish Times / Posted 1 months ago
body art extends beyond anchors on the forearms of tugboat captains. Today’s tattoos are popular accessories, from Groucho Marx sprinting up an air hostess’s back, to a stockbroker’s deltoid celebrating an ancient Scythian chief. Although... Read more

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