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Pleasanton Express
Kids treated worse than dogs | May 4, 2016at a loss for words. My mind and mouth click pretty fast and I’ll admit that I
Kids treated worse than dogs | May 4, 2016
Pleasanton Express / Posted 22 minutes ago
at a loss for words. My mind and mouth click pretty fast and I’ll admit that I can usually have a quick comeback - either witty (if appropriate) or heartfelt. But when I heard about the two toddlers who had been chained and tied outside like... Read more
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The New Zealand Herald
May 5: Defensive driving?in the leg when I tried to pull up my pants in the bathroom. (From the Parents
May 5: Defensive driving?
The New Zealand Herald / Posted 2 hours ago
in the leg when I tried to pull up my pants in the bathroom. (From the Parents Against Gun Violence Facebook page.) Witty sign spotted at Vibes Cafe, Whangamata, by Kaye Whittle. Continued below. Related ContentSideswipe: May 4: A pint of... Read more
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Daily Mail
Eric Bana says his Australian mates have helped keep him groundedhe explained. 'He is nothing but fun. He is a great director. Red faced: On W
Eric Bana says his Australian mates have helped keep him grounded
Daily Mail / Posted 3 hours ago
he explained. 'He is nothing but fun. He is a great director. Red faced: On Wednesday the hunky heartthrob showed off his witty sense of humour during an interview with Channel Seven's Sunrise Awkward: While sitting on the lounge alongside... Read more
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Manila Bulletin
Comfort food is what reminds you of who you areAs such, they can come up with their own recipes based on what Sarthou first ga
Comfort food is what reminds you of who you are
Manila Bulletin / Posted 3 hours ago
As such, they can come up with their own recipes based on what Sarthou first gave them. Oddly enough, the articulate and witty Sarthou claims to be ill at ease in the limelight. Since he’s an introvert, doing the scene expected of a celebrity... Read more
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Sportsnet.ca
Blue Jays Notebook: Biagini sniffs for scent of Smoak’s batto smell it to see if it had his scent of his bat on it, but I don’t quite have
Blue Jays Notebook: Biagini sniffs for scent of Smoak’s bat
Sportsnet.ca / Posted 3 hours ago
to smell it to see if it had his scent of his bat on it, but I don’t quite have the skill of that yet," said Biagini. Witty banter aside, the Rule 5 right-hander continues to impress with the Blue Jays. After two scoreless innings Tuesday he... Read more
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Wandsworth Guardian
‘There are so many issues that are still relevant today’ - George Bernard Shaw’s The Philanderer comes to Orange Tree Theatre, Richmondyear, and this month is the turn of The Philanderer. Directed by Orange Tree’s
‘There are so many issues that are still relevant today’ - George Bernard Shaw’s The Philanderer comes to Orange Tree Theatre, Richmond
Wandsworth Guardian / Posted 4 hours ago
year, and this month is the turn of The Philanderer. Directed by Orange Tree’s artistic director Paul Miller, the work – a witty satire about a man who falls in love with two women - was not performed for a number of years after it was written due... Read more
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Kingston Guardian
‘There are so many issues that are still relevant today’ - George Bernard Shaw’s The Philanderer comes to Orange Tree Theatre, Richmondyear, and this month is the turn of The Philanderer. Directed by Orange Tree’s
‘There are so many issues that are still relevant today’ - George Bernard Shaw’s The Philanderer comes to Orange Tree Theatre, Richmond
Kingston Guardian / Posted 4 hours ago
year, and this month is the turn of The Philanderer. Directed by Orange Tree’s artistic director Paul Miller, the work – a witty satire about a man who falls in love with two women - was not performed for a number of years after it was written due... Read more
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New Kerala
I don't cast actors because of their stardom, says Ram Gopal Varma - newkerala.com #58926ropes them in as per the requirement of the characters. "I have never worked w
I don't cast actors because of their stardom, says Ram Gopal Varma - newkerala.com #58926
New Kerala / Posted 5 hours ago
ropes them in as per the requirement of the characters. "I have never worked with big stars. My stories have a raw and witty appeal to it, which the so-called stars don't like. When I did 'Rangeela' (in 1995), at that time Aamir (Khan) was not... Read more
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Daily Mail
Man’s response to friend’s ‘lady problems’is touchy. Probably because of the wage gap.' Another user posted: 'The wage g
Man’s response to friend’s ‘lady problems’
Daily Mail / Posted 6 hours ago
is touchy. Probably because of the wage gap.' Another user posted: 'The wage gap is moody.' Imgur users found the reply witty and compared other symptoms of PMS with the wage gap Prekeener weighed in: 'Now I get why women can only be happy 77... Read more
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CNET
Why strong female Star Wars role models matterEnlarge Image Leia always had a clever comeback or witty remark ready for hate
Why strong female Star Wars role models matter
CNET / Posted 7 hours ago
Enlarge Image Leia always had a clever comeback or witty remark ready for haters, tyrants and scruffy-looking nerf herders. Princess Leia has been my role model since I first laid eyes on her as a little girl in 1977. She pushed her "rescuers"... Read more
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Evening Standard
Tom Stoppard: I must say, marriage has made me nicerperformed play ever by a female playwright. Whisper it softly so the patriarchy
Tom Stoppard: I must say, marriage has made me nicer
Evening Standard / Posted 8 hours ago
performed play ever by a female playwright. Whisper it softly so the patriarchy doesn’t hear, but could it be that this witty and moving examination of four generations of women in one family is somehow considered less resonant and universal... Read more
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The Daily Voice - Greenwich
Author Shares Untold Side Of Mark Twain's Life In Greenwich Talkbestselling author Richard Zacks told an audience at Greenwich Library on Tuesd
Author Shares Untold Side Of Mark Twain's Life In Greenwich Talk
The Daily Voice - Greenwich / Posted 9 hours ago
bestselling author Richard Zacks told an audience at Greenwich Library on Tuesday night. “Most people think of the witty author of ‘Huckleberry Finn,’ the man who fought racism and imperialism — those are all true — but he was also an... Read more
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The Lake County Record-Bee
Letters to the editor — May 4June 7th. Anthony Farrington, Lake County Supervisor This Presidential Primar
Letters to the editor — May 4
The Lake County Record-Bee / Posted 12 hours ago
June 7th. Anthony Farrington, Lake County Supervisor This Presidential Primary has brought to mind a quip by the wise and witty Adlai Stevenson, who said: “In this Country, anyone can be elected President. That is one of the things we live... Read more
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Sydney Morning Herald
The Man Who Knew Infinity review: Melodrama doesn't do justice to mathematician's life storythe eminent Cambridge mathematician, GH Hardy (Jeremy Irons), in 1913. Neither
The Man Who Knew Infinity review: Melodrama doesn't do justice to mathematician's life story
Sydney Morning Herald / Posted 14 hours ago
the eminent Cambridge mathematician, GH Hardy (Jeremy Irons), in 1913. Neither the cold and aloof Hardy nor his warm and witty fellow mathematician JE Littlewood (Toby Jones) can quite understand the work, nor how a self-taught Brahmin from Tamil... Read more
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Sydney Morning Herald
Florence Foster Jenkins review: Meryl Streep floats in bubble of self-delight as dreadful opera singerHelen Mirren (The Queen) and Judi Dench (Philomena). Florence FosterJenkins fit
Florence Foster Jenkins review: Meryl Streep floats in bubble of self-delight as dreadful opera singer
Sydney Morning Herald / Posted 14 hours ago
Helen Mirren (The Queen) and Judi Dench (Philomena). Florence FosterJenkins fits this pattern, showcasing a typically rich, witty Streep performance that combines the plumminess of her Julia Child in Julia and Julia with the bewilderment of her... Read more
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ajc.com
EyecatchersThe Breakups to Makeup Jelly Bag costs $24 and is roomy enough for all essentia
Eyecatchers
ajc.com / Posted 14 hours ago
The Breakups to Makeup Jelly Bag costs $24 and is roomy enough for all essentials. It comes in two bright colors with witty sayings including “Love Raised Me Lipstick Saved Me” and “I’m Only Helpless When My Nails Are Drying.” Get them now at... Read more
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Boston Globe
A meeting of great minds in ‘Freud’s Last Session’ at New Repof mankind in general, is no theologian; Lewis represents one religion only. Wh
A meeting of great minds in ‘Freud’s Last Session’ at New Rep
Boston Globe / Posted 16 hours ago
of mankind in general, is no theologian; Lewis represents one religion only. What St. Germain gives us instead is a warm, witty play in which Freud has most of the good lines. Cristina Todesco’s re-creation of Freud’s study includes a period... Read more
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Boston Globe
A series of short, short stories delves in the ties between fathers and sonsAdam Ehrlich Sachs, “can endure that much uninterrupted introspection.” And yet
A series of short, short stories delves in the ties between fathers and sons
Boston Globe / Posted 16 hours ago
Adam Ehrlich Sachs, “can endure that much uninterrupted introspection.” And yet “Inherited Disorders,” his charming and witty collection of stories, seems to thrive on it. Across 117 short stories ranging in length from as little as a few... Read more
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dna
Progeria finally claims 15-old Nihal's lifeand director of Media Medic Communication, which is handling PRF's communicatio
Progeria finally claims 15-old Nihal's life
dna / Posted 16 hours ago
and director of Media Medic Communication, which is handling PRF's communication in India. He added that Nihal was witty and full of life. "He was hail and hearty when we met last. He was a gadget freak and encyclopedia of robotics and... Read more
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The Age
The Man Who Knew Infinity review: Melodrama doesn't do justice to mathematician's life storythe eminent Cambridge mathematician, GH Hardy (Jeremy Irons), in 1913. Neither
The Man Who Knew Infinity review: Melodrama doesn't do justice to mathematician's life story
The Age / Posted 17 hours ago
the eminent Cambridge mathematician, GH Hardy (Jeremy Irons), in 1913. Neither the cold and aloof Hardy nor his warm and witty fellow mathematician JE Littlewood (Toby Jones) can quite understand the work, nor how a self-taught Brahmin from Tamil... Read more
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TribLIVE
Greensburg Civic Theatre stays true to Simon’s ‘Odd Couple’series with Jack Klugman and Tony Randall,” he says. “To me, ‘The Odd Couple' i
Greensburg Civic Theatre stays true to Simon’s ‘Odd Couple’
TribLIVE / Posted 18 hours ago
series with Jack Klugman and Tony Randall,” he says. “To me, ‘The Odd Couple' is what comedy is all about — it's fast and witty and sharp and intelligent. And it's not just about the laugh, it's about using the comedy to tell a story and really... Read more
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Salon.com
Our juvenile American fantasies: Comic-book fascism, the rise of Trump and “Captain America: Civil War”superficially resembles a Marvel villain more than a Marvel hero, but that’s mi
Our juvenile American fantasies: Comic-book fascism, the rise of Trump and “Captain America: Civil War”
Salon.com / Posted 19 hours ago
superficially resembles a Marvel villain more than a Marvel hero, but that’s missing the point. Trump is nowhere near as witty or urbane as Tony Stark aka Iron Man, the billionaire superhero played by Robert Downey Jr. who is in many ways... Read more
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Williams Lake Tribune
Death Defying Acts begins run tonighta Pulitzer Prize and a National Medal of Arts between the three of them, I knew
Death Defying Acts begins run tonight
Williams Lake Tribune / Posted 20 hours ago
a Pulitzer Prize and a National Medal of Arts between the three of them, I knew the dialogue would be smart, layered, witty and sharp.” David Mamet’s An Interview is an oblique, mystifying interrogation. A sleazy lawyer, played by Jay... Read more
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Chicago Tribune
We're going to miss Barack Obama when he's goneso rash and foolish that he enmeshed us in a new war just to save face. It's t
We're going to miss Barack Obama when he's gone
Chicago Tribune / Posted 21 hours ago
so rash and foolish that he enmeshed us in a new war just to save face. It's true because he's been a calm, cerebral, witty and largely scandal-free chief executive who, in the words of conservative New York Times columnist David Brooks,... Read more
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Slate
That Thing You Think Is an Allegory Isn’t an Allegory!but before all that he was a sensational literary critic—and I mean sensational
That Thing You Think Is an Allegory Isn’t an Allegory!
Slate / Posted 22 hours ago
but before all that he was a sensational literary critic—and I mean sensational literally. Perceptive, erudite, and witty, he also wrote with an infectious vividness about the experience of reading, of mingling with an author’s mind and... Read more
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New Now Next
Judy Garland Returns To The Stage - As A Hologram?story, her trials and tribulations, her greatest songs, and it will be a celebr
Judy Garland Returns To The Stage - As A Hologram?
New Now Next / Posted 22 hours ago
story, her trials and tribulations, her greatest songs, and it will be a celebration of her life in a very entertaining, witty, musical.” Watch Judy performing one of her signature songs, The Man That Got Away from her variety show to get a... Read more
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Torontoist
Rewriting Art History and the Bible on Stage with Botticelli in the Fire and Sunday in SodomBotticelli in the Fire at Canadian Stage. Photo by Cylla von Tiedemann. Runs t
Rewriting Art History and the Bible on Stage with Botticelli in the Fire and Sunday in Sodom
Torontoist / Posted 23 hours ago
Botticelli in the Fire at Canadian Stage. Photo by Cylla von Tiedemann. Runs to May 15 Like Fraser’s, Tannahill’s work is witty, sexy, and audacious, with a strong emotional core. But, where Fraser’s early hits—Unidentified Human Remains, Poor... Read more
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The Mercury News
'The Good Wife' bids farewell: Why the show deserves our praisewife, Michelle, the CBS drama refused to settle for being a routine case-of-the
'The Good Wife' bids farewell: Why the show deserves our praise
The Mercury News / Posted 23 hours ago
wife, Michelle, the CBS drama refused to settle for being a routine case-of-the-week procedural. Instead, it was a smart, witty, sexy and morally complex show that took bold creative risks while occasionally pulling off some brilliant twists. The... Read more
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indieWIRE
If 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' Needs to Change, They're Starting in the Wrong Spotsponsors every week that called back to the Prescott Pharmaceuticals jokes of "
If 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' Needs to Change, They're Starting in the Wrong Spot
indieWIRE / Posted 23 hours ago
sponsors every week that called back to the Prescott Pharmaceuticals jokes of "the old show," it was the perfect blend of witty banter and scripted gold that have sustained the best parts of either of Colbert's TV outings. Resurrecting that... Read more
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New York Post
This ‘Game of Thrones’ soccer banner is mind-blowingMLS has come a long way in the atmosphere department, from Orlando’s ocean of p
This ‘Game of Thrones’ soccer banner is mind-blowing
New York Post / Posted yesterday
MLS has come a long way in the atmosphere department, from Orlando’s ocean of purple to the always witty banners (known as tifos) unfurled by Portland and Red Bulls supporters. But Sporting KC fans upped their game on Sunday when hosting the Los... Read more
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The Mercury News
Why the death of print news will ruin your lifeservice. Do you realize what this means? There will be no newspaper, people! N
Why the death of print news will ruin your life
The Mercury News / Posted yesterday
service. Do you realize what this means? There will be no newspaper, people! No no, I don't mean no news content or witty commentary or even the ad revenue that supports the industry. That'll be around somewhere. I'm talking about the paper.... Read more
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Inquirier.net
Santiago had harsh hashtags for foesin her welcoming speech that the audience was in for a stimulating discussion,
Santiago had harsh hashtags for foes
Inquirier.net / Posted yesterday
in her welcoming speech that the audience was in for a stimulating discussion, Santiago obliged, dishing out one-liners and witty hashtags on her rivals. Asked who among the other presidential candidates was most qualified for the post had she not... Read more
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Market Watch
Here’s how to steal the show at the Sohn hedge fund conferenceway at noon Eastern on Wednesday. Last year, Angelo Martorell, a Wharton Schoo
Here’s how to steal the show at the Sohn hedge fund conference
Market Watch / Posted yesterday
way at noon Eastern on Wednesday. Last year, Angelo Martorell, a Wharton School M.B.A. student, won first place with a witty presentation that argued media company Interactive Corp. IAC, -1.17% was undervalued because Wall Street analysts just... Read more
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AllAfrica.com
Say It With Pepsi™!twists as his real-life images collide with the light-hearted PepsiMoji charact
Say It With Pepsi™!
AllAfrica.com / Posted yesterday
twists as his real-life images collide with the light-hearted PepsiMoji characters. Arnold's candid street shots capture witty and playful moments paired with unexpected, but complementary, PepsiMoji illustrations for a visual, compelling story... Read more
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Daily Mail
The internet reacts with hilarious Met Gala memeslittle to joke about with Met Gala first-timer Kylie Jenner's dress, a classic
The internet reacts with hilarious Met Gala memes
Daily Mail / Posted yesterday
little to joke about with Met Gala first-timer Kylie Jenner's dress, a classic piece that flattered her figure, there was a witty likeness to Shrek villain Lord Farquaad's sharp black bob, a new hairstyle she tried out on the night. Other stars in... Read more
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Evening Standard
Crooks, theatre review: Pretending to the art of immersive theatreperformed play ever by a female playwright. Whisper it softly so the patriarchy
Crooks, theatre review: Pretending to the art of immersive theatre
Evening Standard / Posted yesterday
performed play ever by a female playwright. Whisper it softly so the patriarchy doesn’t hear, but could it be that this witty and moving examination of four generations of women in one family is somehow considered less resonant and universal... Read more
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The New Statesman
“Driving Through the Pit Town”: a poem by Rory Watermana piece of wish-fulfilment. Most of us are uncomfortable with the taming narrat
“Driving Through the Pit Town”: a poem by Rory Waterman
The New Statesman / Posted yesterday
a piece of wish-fulfilment. Most of us are uncomfortable with the taming narrative because it seems to involve beating a witty and independent woman into physical submission and marital subservience. For Keenan, by contrast, Kate isn’t “broken”... Read more
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The Temple News
A fond farewellthe floor of the editorial cubicle, the opinion editor at her desk with Beyoncé
A fond farewell
The Temple News / Posted yesterday
the floor of the editorial cubicle, the opinion editor at her desk with Beyoncé on. I listened in on the multimedia desk’s witty banter and impressive shorts. There was the sports guys’ humor I will never understand and the news team late at... Read more
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The Chattanoogan
Eric Youngblood: When The Phone Is Like Kryptonitethe other end. The live event takes away your curating moment. A text message
Eric Youngblood: When The Phone Is Like Kryptonite
The Chattanoogan / Posted yesterday
the other end. The live event takes away your curating moment. A text message can be pondered, if even for a second and a witty zinger, as if those are your only sort, can be offered. And you can have the warm experience of leading the group with... Read more
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Decclan Chronicle
Look who’s all praise for Superstar!Not too long ago, Ram Gopal Varma, known for being witty, caustic and straightf
Look who’s all praise for Superstar!
Decclan Chronicle / Posted yesterday
Not too long ago, Ram Gopal Varma, known for being witty, caustic and straightforward on Twitter, landed in controversy over his criticism of superstar Rajinikanth’s stardom, looks and age. Now, the maverick filmmaker has taken a different stand on... Read more
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Bay News 9 Tampa Bay
The Avengers divide in revitalizing 'Civil War'confined to an airport runway, for instance. That airport sequence, by the way
The Avengers divide in revitalizing 'Civil War'
Bay News 9 Tampa Bay / Posted 2 days ago
confined to an airport runway, for instance. That airport sequence, by the way, is exceptionally entertaining. It's both witty and visually engaging and worth the price of admission. Cap, Falcon (Anthony Mackie), Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen),... Read more
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Kenosha News
Invitation to the business worldbeen a Kenosha institution for 95 years. “For the posters, I really wanted to
Invitation to the business world
Kenosha News / Posted 2 days ago
been a Kenosha institution for 95 years. “For the posters, I really wanted to emphasize the Chiappetta icon system, and witty catchphrases,” said Davis. “Different images can be inserted behind each icon, and visual hierarchy is used in order to... Read more
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FOX Business
The Single Most Important Thing About GlaxoSmithKline's Q1 Reportto the most important aspect of GSK's Q1 report: namely that it delivered on ev
The Single Most Important Thing About GlaxoSmithKline's Q1 Report
FOX Business / Posted 2 days ago
to the most important aspect of GSK's Q1 report: namely that it delivered on every single one of the goals CEO Sir Andrew Witty laid out prior to the beginning of fiscal 2016. GSK hit every single one of its targets For starters, Witty proclaimed... Read more
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FOX Business
The Single Most Important Thing About GlaxoSmithKline's Q1 Reportto the most important aspect of GSK's Q1 report: namely that it delivered on ev
The Single Most Important Thing About GlaxoSmithKline's Q1 Report
FOX Business / Posted 2 days ago
to the most important aspect of GSK's Q1 report: namely that it delivered on every single one of the goals CEO Sir Andrew Witty laid out prior to the beginning of fiscal 2016. GSK hit every single one of its targets For starters, Witty proclaimed... Read more
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Manila Standard Today
Arts and Culture RoundUp: What’s on in theaters and galleries this weekthey spent summers as children. The following Saturday will see Alex de la Igle
Arts and Culture RoundUp: What’s on in theaters and galleries this week
Manila Standard Today / Posted 2 days ago
they spent summers as children. The following Saturday will see Alex de la Iglesia’s Crimen Ferpecto (2004), which is a witty black comedy about the cutthroat world of sales representatives clawing their way to the top. The third installment... Read more
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New York Post
Did ‘Game of Thrones’ jump the gun with Jon Snow?to Meereen. Now what? Nothing. If a character doesn’t move the plot, do you nee
Did ‘Game of Thrones’ jump the gun with Jon Snow?
New York Post / Posted 2 days ago
to Meereen. Now what? Nothing. If a character doesn’t move the plot, do you need that character? Even if it’s just to make witty asides, like “I drink and I know things.” Has he become the Jack Benny of “Game of Thrones”? If the producers can’t... Read more
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Belfast Telegraph
President Obama's top 5 jokes from the White House Correspondents' Dinnerfellow politicians, British Royals and himself as he addresses the annual White
President Obama's top 5 jokes from the White House Correspondents' Dinner
Belfast Telegraph / Posted 2 days ago
fellow politicians, British Royals and himself as he addresses the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner. The US President delivered his witty set with the masterful skill expected from an orator with eight years' experience as a global le... Read more
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express
Who’s the best Spider-Man? We rate Holland, Maguire and GarfieldCaptain America: Civil War (2016), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Why we love h
Who’s the best Spider-Man? We rate Holland, Maguire and Garfield
express / Posted 2 days ago
Captain America: Civil War (2016), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Why we love him: Younger, likeable, charming, witty and great fun, Tom Holland is the Spider-Man movie fans have been waiting for. From his first hilarious scene at home... Read more
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The Oakdale Leader
‘Hot in Cleveland’ is now on DVD in a full-series box setWendy Malick (“Just Shoot Me”) and Betty White (“The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” “G
‘Hot in Cleveland’ is now on DVD in a full-series box set
The Oakdale Leader / Posted 2 days ago
Wendy Malick (“Just Shoot Me”) and Betty White (“The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” “Golden Girls”). All four are charming, witty and utterly delightful. The show does devolve into the usual 21st-century crass humor from time to time, but mostly... Read more
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Daily Mail
Trump: I would have gone to correspondents dinner if media were fairand Don Jr. did attend the event in Washington on Saturday. Eric said that nex
Trump: I would have gone to correspondents dinner if media were fair
Daily Mail / Posted 2 days ago
and Don Jr. did attend the event in Washington on Saturday. Eric said that next year it will be his father dishing out the witty barbs. 'We'll take some shots back next year,' he told The Hill, a Washington, D.C. newspaper. 'He who laughs last... Read more
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