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Daily Mail
Are these the funniest Snapchats ever? Photos with witty one-liners and perfect puns that should last for FAR longer
Are these the funniest Snapchats ever?
Daily Mail / Posted 26 minutes ago
Photos with witty one-liners and perfect puns that should last for FAR longer than 10 seconds sweep the internet Snapchat users have shared some of their cleverest pictures online Many use word play and take... Read more
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New Kerala
Punjab's octogenarian CM gears up for another tough political battle - newkerala.com #83395ticket. Leaving the Congress soon after, Badal ended up opposing its policies
Punjab's octogenarian CM gears up for another tough political battle - newkerala.com #83395
New Kerala / Posted 2 hours ago
ticket. Leaving the Congress soon after, Badal ended up opposing its policies and governments. Well-known for his witty one-liners and memory of people and events, Badal has always remained centre-stage in Punjab's politics in the past... Read more
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iol.co.za
Vodafone ponders Brexit consequencesto the single market,” Javid said at a press conference after the meeting, whic
Vodafone ponders Brexit consequences
iol.co.za / Posted 2 hours ago
to the single market,” Javid said at a press conference after the meeting, which was attended by officials including Andrew Witty, chief executive officer of GlaxoSmithKline, and Nicola Mendelsohn, Europe vice president for Facebook. “I assured... Read more
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Londonist
How Many Bus Stops Are There In London?to winkle out a few bus stop nuggets we reckon you'll like. It was made from 1
How Many Bus Stops Are There In London?
Londonist / Posted 2 hours ago
to winkle out a few bus stop nuggets we reckon you'll like. It was made from 100,000 bricks. Alas, it has long since been demolished. One witty response was to do the same thing, but with Toy Story videos. He had been on his way to work at the B... Read more
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The Courier
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
The Courier / Posted 3 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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WA Today
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
WA Today / Posted 3 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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Northern Daily Leader
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
Northern Daily Leader / Posted 3 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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The Young Witness
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
The Young Witness / Posted 3 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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Canberra Times
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
Canberra Times / Posted 4 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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Western Advocate
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
Western Advocate / Posted 4 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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Kiama Independent
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
Kiama Independent / Posted 4 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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Manning River Times
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
Manning River Times / Posted 4 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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Goondiwindi Argus
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
Goondiwindi Argus / Posted 4 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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The North West Star
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
The North West Star / Posted 4 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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Daily Liberal
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
Daily Liberal / Posted 4 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
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The Age
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016Bledel as Rory Gilmore and Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore. Photo: CBS Photo A
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
The Age / Posted 4 hours ago
Bledel as Rory Gilmore and Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore. Photo: CBS Photo Archive The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven... Read more
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The Border Mail
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stabl
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
The Border Mail / Posted 4 hours ago
The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven seasons in the lead up to the release of a new limited season, which revisits the Gilmores almost... Read more
13 related stories
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Sydney Morning Herald
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016Bledel as Rory Gilmore and Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore. Photo: CBS Photo A
Gilmore Girls season 1 to season 8 goes worldwide with Netflix from July 1, 2016
Sydney Morning Herald / Posted 4 hours ago
Bledel as Rory Gilmore and Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore. Photo: CBS Photo Archive The drought on waiting for the witty, sarcastic, caffeinated yet-somewhat-stable Gilmore Girls is over as Netflix has announced it will stream all seven... Read more
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The Irish Times
Vodafone mulls London HQ move in 'Brexodus'to the single market,” Javid said at a press conference after the meeting, whic
Vodafone mulls London HQ move in 'Brexodus'
The Irish Times / Posted 4 hours ago
to the single market,” Javid said at a press conference after the meeting, which was attended by officials including Andrew Witty, chief executive officer of GlaxoSmithKline Plc, and Nicola Mendelsohn, Europe vice president for Facebook. “I assured... Read more
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Santa Fe Reporter
New book from local author Walter Cooper recalls the glory days of gay arts and culture in Santa Fethree books. His first was called Shards and reflected upon his years in advert
New book from local author Walter Cooper recalls the glory days of gay arts and culture in Santa Fe
Santa Fe Reporter / Posted 4 hours ago
three books. His first was called Shards and reflected upon his years in advertising. Briefs: A Virile Display of Verse Witty and Gay would follow and feature poetry based upon his life. His newest book, Unbuttoned: Gay Life in the Santa Fe Arts... Read more
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express
The 7 best viral car videos of the momenthaving that sinking feeling… New Top Gear track We think Chris Harris is the
The 7 best viral car videos of the moment
express / Posted 5 hours ago
having that sinking feeling… New Top Gear track We think Chris Harris is the best of all the new Top Gear presenters. Witty, knowledgeable, passionate about cars, Harris brings huge experience of driving an testing cars with him to his new... Read more
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The Register NorthJersey.com
Robert Webber, Teaneck dentist and EMT, dies - Top ObituariesOstrow, who went on many ambulance calls with Dr. Webber. Ostrow added that hi
Robert Webber, Teaneck dentist and EMT, dies - Top Obituaries
The Register NorthJersey.com / Posted 6 hours ago
Ostrow, who went on many ambulance calls with Dr. Webber. Ostrow added that his corps colleague was an unflappable — and witty — dentist and first responder. "Once we were dispatched to a house where a woman was going into labor," Ostrow... Read more
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Times of Malta
This week at the cinema“An affable adventure with a strong voice cast. What it lacks in originality, i
This week at the cinema
Times of Malta / Posted 6 hours ago
“An affable adventure with a strong voice cast. What it lacks in originality, it claws back with strong visual gags and a witty script.” Peter Bradshaw of The Guardian commented: “Toy Story has been rewritten for pets in this family animation,... Read more
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Daily Record
Richard Madeley: 'Stuart Hall came to our house - he could have attacked Chloe'his life – made all the harder by the fact he and Terry had been emailing days
Richard Madeley: 'Stuart Hall came to our house - he could have attacked Chloe'
Daily Record / Posted 6 hours ago
his life – made all the harder by the fact he and Terry had been emailing days before. He recalls: “I got a really funny, witty email back from him but there was a line saying, ‘I’m very glad you’re the one holding the fort, but I think you may... Read more
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Slate
How Angels in America Became the Defining Work of American Art of the Past 25 Yearsme, because I didn’t just want a black gay clown. Jeffrey Wright: Belize’s pla
How Angels in America Became the Defining Work of American Art of the Past 25 Years
Slate / Posted 10 hours ago
me, because I didn’t just want a black gay clown. Jeffrey Wright: Belize’s place there is not comic relief, although he’s witty and all of that. George C. Wolfe: Belize has read Democracy in America. He’s not bored because he’s stupid; he’s bored... Read more
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Orange County Register
'Beautiful' overcomes clichés to weave a tapestry of magicKing and Goffin against their songwriting contemporaries Cynthia Weil and Barry
'Beautiful' overcomes clichés to weave a tapestry of magic
Orange County Register / Posted 10 hours ago
King and Goffin against their songwriting contemporaries Cynthia Weil and Barry Mann. Becky Gulsvig plays Weil, who is witty, pretty, sophisticated, independent and catnip for Ben Fankhauser as the neurotic, hypochondriacal, comedically morose... Read more
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Extra TV
Win It! 'LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Video Game for PS4get to relive the epic action from the blockbuster film “Star Wars: The Force A
Win It! 'LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Video Game for PS4
Extra TV / Posted 12 hours ago
get to relive the epic action from the blockbuster film “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” retold through the clever and witty LEGO lens. The game will also feature exclusive playable content that bridges the story gap between “Star Wars Episode... Read more
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Daily Press
Friends, rivals recall Summitt's generous, fun-loving sidewomen's basketball dynasty. And they recalled that side fondly Tuesday when Sum
Friends, rivals recall Summitt's generous, fun-loving side
Daily Press / Posted 12 hours ago
women's basketball dynasty. And they recalled that side fondly Tuesday when Summitt died at age 64, her brilliant, witty mind sapped by Alzheimer's. "She was someone who gave of herself freely, honestly, openly and at all times," said... Read more
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Bangkok Post - Thailand's English news
Three is the magic numberscreams and roaring laughter from the crowd (and probably curses from conservat
Three is the magic number
Bangkok Post - Thailand's English news / Posted 12 hours ago
screams and roaring laughter from the crowd (and probably curses from conservatives and gender activists). The humour was witty enough for the most part. No one could really deny it. It was truly a fun event. Everyone was still screaming for more... Read more
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Yahoo Sports
UFC 200: Top 10 modern-day trash talkersworks in Cruz’s favor is that he’s backed up every last one of his claims again
UFC 200: Top 10 modern-day trash talkers
Yahoo Sports / Posted 14 hours ago
works in Cruz’s favor is that he’s backed up every last one of his claims against what he calls “Team Alpha Fail.” It’s not witty like McGregor or well rehearsed like Sonnen, but it is a fireball of facts that the part-time analyst uses to verbally... Read more
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Business Standard India
Swamy's Twitter handle goes quiet after Modi snuband nostalgic Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) functionary Subramanian Swamy’s hyp
Swamy's Twitter handle goes quiet after Modi snub
Business Standard India / Posted 15 hours ago
and nostalgic Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) functionary Subramanian Swamy’s hyperactive Twitter handle, known for its witty repartees and sometimes vicious attacks, turned reflective and nostalgic on Tuesday. Over the past couple of weeks,... Read more
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express
Caught out at work? Third of staff have walked in on EMBARRASSING situations in the officeone that requires more consideration than you might think. “Strangely, there c
Caught out at work? Third of staff have walked in on EMBARRASSING situations in the office
express / Posted 18 hours ago
one that requires more consideration than you might think. “Strangely, there can be quite a lot of pressure to think of a witty, relevant or unique category of names for your meeting rooms – and it’s a task usually left at the bottom of the... Read more
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The Irish Times
Leland Bardwell, a leading light of Irish literary scene, dies aged 94- it has inspired many Irish poets, male and female, and should be much more wi
Leland Bardwell, a leading light of Irish literary scene, dies aged 94
The Irish Times / Posted 18 hours ago
- it has inspired many Irish poets, male and female, and should be much more widely known. Leland Bardwell’s poetry is witty, full of sharp, intimate honesty, full of truth and surprises. She is a poet who has felt the shocks of our time, the... Read more
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Time
Joey Fatone Is Opening a Hot Dog Stand in Floridawhere I roamed as a middle school kid, felt like a perfect fit for our first lo
Joey Fatone Is Opening a Hot Dog Stand in Florida
Time / Posted 18 hours ago
where I roamed as a middle school kid, felt like a perfect fit for our first location.” Potential hot dog flavors include witty names such as “the Gone Hollywood” and “the Boybander.” Fatone did not say what ingredients would top the... Read more
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Sportsnet.ca
Legendary Pat Quinn earns well-deserved spot in the Hall of Famehis success as a hockey executive. And each, best told with a puff of cigar smo
Legendary Pat Quinn earns well-deserved spot in the Hall of Fame
Sportsnet.ca / Posted 20 hours ago
his success as a hockey executive. And each, best told with a puff of cigar smoke, carries the same memories of a fierce, witty coach who could also be as tender as a teddy bear. If there were a way to measure the loyalty he inspired, Quinn would... Read more
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Guelph Mercury
Fat. Single. Christian. In church, being overweight and dating feels like a sinin the faces of guys I'm meeting for the first time after being matched on eHar
Fat. Single. Christian. In church, being overweight and dating feels like a sin
Guelph Mercury / Posted 21 hours ago
in the faces of guys I'm meeting for the first time after being matched on eHarmony, even though we've exchanged weeks of witty banter and embarrassing confessions. I hear it in the concerned tones of mentors and parents who repeat phrases such... Read more
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Daily Star
'Bale shags sheep, Johnson shags kids,' are Euro 2016's flags the rudest EVER?was also a cheeky nod to keeper Darren Randolph – likening him to Lord of the R
'Bale shags sheep, Johnson shags kids,' are Euro 2016's flags the rudest EVER?
Daily Star / Posted 22 hours ago
was also a cheeky nod to keeper Darren Randolph – likening him to Lord of the Rings character Gandalf. Videos of witty chants and drinking games have gone viral.Related Articles Former England ace throws his hat into the ring to replace... Read more
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Quartz
Brexit is what happens when our digital lives seem more “real” to us than our real onesoutlining a number of scenarios that could prevent Brexit from happening at all
Brexit is what happens when our digital lives seem more “real” to us than our real ones
Quartz / Posted 22 hours ago
outlining a number of scenarios that could prevent Brexit from happening at all. Let’s hope the fallout from Brexit incites more than the British imagination to craft witty hashtags. The vote has shown that political disaster can happen an... Read more
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NJ.com
Hookers and other reel bad puns: N.J. boat names exposedelements of one or more of the above. Thankfully my tour of local marinas also
Hookers and other reel bad puns: N.J. boat names exposed
NJ.com / Posted 22 hours ago
elements of one or more of the above. Thankfully my tour of local marinas also turned up some bright lights — simple, witty and sometimes just plain sentimental nom-de-mers painted across the stern. I mean, after seeing boats with tasteless... Read more
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The Manila Times
Jodi, Ian and ‘Ser Chief’—the ‘dream’ love triangleMaria, Ian Veneracion, and Richard Yap will weave another unforgettable romanti
Jodi, Ian and ‘Ser Chief’—the ‘dream’ love triangle
The Manila Times / Posted 23 hours ago
Maria, Ian Veneracion, and Richard Yap will weave another unforgettable romantic comedy laced with just the right serving of witty and sharp “hugot” dialogues and identifiable characters that audiences will surely relate with from their own sto... Read more
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Sun Star
Love and drugssubmit poems that also followed the theme of love and drugs. These young poets
Love and drugs
Sun Star / Posted 23 hours ago
submit poems that also followed the theme of love and drugs. These young poets proved to be talented wordsmiths with their witty lines and heart-wrenching hooks. The winning piece came from Clyde Chan of Words of Mirth and Melancholy, a poetry... Read more
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Irish Central
New show on visas, falling in love and proving it to the governmentIf you make people laugh and think you have an opportunity to give them a diffe
New show on visas, falling in love and proving it to the government
Irish Central / Posted 23 hours ago
If you make people laugh and think you have an opportunity to give them a different perspective. Funny makes you laugh, witty makes you laugh and think. I always try to be witty if I can.” Kelly admits she's looking forward to coming to the... Read more
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SKY News
Alice Gross' Parents 'Stunned' By Killingdoing everything they can to ensure that this should not be allowed to happen a
Alice Gross' Parents 'Stunned' By Killing
SKY News / Posted yesterday
doing everything they can to ensure that this should not be allowed to happen again." Ms Hodgkiss said her daughter was "witty, smart and academic but she could also push boundaries". "In this way she was no different to any normal teenager,"... Read more
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The Mercury News
Flight of the Conchords showcases hilarious new materialin Mountain View. The Conchords were hugely entertaining on Monday, charming t
Flight of the Conchords showcases hilarious new material
The Mercury News / Posted yesterday
in Mountain View. The Conchords were hugely entertaining on Monday, charming the capacity crowd with two hours of witty stage banter and hilarious songs. The set list boasted plenty of longtime fan favorites, drawn from the group's two... Read more
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Business Standard India
When the Scud of Sholavandan met its Patriotthe country’. @Swamy39, the much followed ballistic twitter handle which has o
When the Scud of Sholavandan met its Patriot
Business Standard India / Posted yesterday
the country’. @Swamy39, the much followed ballistic twitter handle which has over 47.4k tweets, went quiet. The usual witty and vicious repartees never came. Instead he chose to tweet about a paper on index numbers he co-authored with... Read more
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Punto Central Luzon
Punto! Central Luzon -craft, Castro said, Chef Ronnie “is able to concoct an ingenious way to stimula
Punto! Central Luzon -
Punto Central Luzon / Posted yesterday
craft, Castro said, Chef Ronnie “is able to concoct an ingenious way to stimulate the palate of his patrons along with his witty personality as he enjoys entertaining his guests with stories and antics.” “Not a few of his avid patrons, especially... Read more
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Decclan Chronicle
Rishi Kapoor's tweet about the ZARA sale is hilariousobservations and at times just some random thoughts. His Twitter jokes are ver
Rishi Kapoor's tweet about the ZARA sale is hilarious
Decclan Chronicle / Posted yesterday
observations and at times just some random thoughts. His Twitter jokes are very popular and his followers love his witty tweets. And like always Chintu Kapoor is back to give us another dose of laughter. He posted a joke about the Zara... Read more
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express
The Queen's fantastic response to Martin McGuinness when he asks after her healthSinn Fein chief greets the Queen with a handshake and asks” “Good evening. Hell
The Queen's fantastic response to Martin McGuinness when he asks after her health
express / Posted yesterday
Sinn Fein chief greets the Queen with a handshake and asks” “Good evening. Hello. Are you well?” The 90-year-old offerd a witty reply, saying: "Thank you very much. Well, I'm still alive, anyway.” Related articles Queen relaxes after hectic... Read more
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Greeley Tribune
Tributes for June 28in the classroom, was a varsity wrestler and baseball player, and played the sa
Tributes for June 28
Greeley Tribune / Posted yesterday
in the classroom, was a varsity wrestler and baseball player, and played the saxophone in band. His friends enjoyed his witty sense of humor and appreciated his intellect. Carl was a National Merit Finalist and received letters from prestigious... Read more
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examiner.com
#MoreGalavant interview: Show runners thank fans, tease 'epic' S3 and Tad Coopermay strike. In "Galavant's" case, Season 3 ideas were brainstormed during a Sea
#MoreGalavant interview: Show runners thank fans, tease 'epic' S3 and Tad Cooper
examiner.com / Posted yesterday
may strike. In "Galavant's" case, Season 3 ideas were brainstormed during a Season 2 viewing party. If you follow the many witty and charming members of Team Galavant on Twitter, then you already know how much fun they have while watching and live... Read more
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