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Decclan Chronicle
Priyanka Chopra teaches us how to take a joke, comes to Tanmay Bhat’s rescue!actress wrote. Guys it was a joke!! From me and him!! Comedy is the smartest f
Priyanka Chopra teaches us how to take a joke, comes to Tanmay Bhat’s rescue!
Decclan Chronicle / Posted 19 minutes ago
actress wrote. Guys it was a joke!! From me and him!! Comedy is the smartest form of entertainment!and @thetanmay has it down!xoxo https://t.co/aXDQhD5VhS Not only that, but the actress also slayed it with her witty comeback. Keep slayin',... Read more
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The Clarion-Ledger
Daily Reads for Thursday, July 28of the White House, but there were others working as well. Got it all? There wi
Daily Reads for Thursday, July 28
The Clarion-Ledger / Posted 2 hours ago
of the White House, but there were others working as well. Got it all? There will be a quiz. I can't think of anything witty to say because this is just so absolutely ridiculous. I'll just point out that most slave masters fed their slaves and... Read more
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The Williamsport Sun-Gazette
Dorothy P. ThorneDottie worked several years for JESCO Athletic as a skilled seamstress and mach
Dorothy P. Thorne
The Williamsport Sun-Gazette / Posted 2 hours ago
Dottie worked several years for JESCO Athletic as a skilled seamstress and machine operator. Her children remember her as a witty and understanding mother who encouraged them in the pursuit of all their endeavors. Dottie was... Read more
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Altoona Mirror
Harold R. ‘Hal’ Hooverson, grandson and granddaughters and will also be missed and remembered by the
Harold R. ‘Hal’ Hoover
Altoona Mirror / Posted 3 hours ago
son, grandson and granddaughters and will also be missed and remembered by the Morgan Horse community. All will miss his witty, dry sense of humor and seeing his smile. He was always generous and so much fun sitting around the table while having... Read more
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Times of Malta
GlaxoSmithKline invests £275m in UK despite Brexitposition in life sciences that we are making these investments in advanced manu
GlaxoSmithKline invests £275m in UK despite Brexit
Times of Malta / Posted 3 hours ago
position in life sciences that we are making these investments in advanced manufacturing here,” said chief executive Andrew Witty. Business minister Greg Clark said GSK’s move was a clear vote of confidence in Britain and demonstrated that “there... Read more
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ClickOnDetroit
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
ClickOnDetroit / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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KECI Missoula
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
KECI Missoula / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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WJXT Jacksonville
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
WJXT Jacksonville / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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KTVZ Bend
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
KTVZ Bend / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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KXLY-TV Spokane
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
KXLY-TV Spokane / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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WCYB 5 Tri-Cities
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
WCYB 5 Tri-Cities / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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KRCR TV Redding
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
KRCR TV Redding / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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News Channel 12 New Bern
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
News Channel 12 New Bern / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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Bay Area Reporter
Alley catsAve., Healdsburg. (707) 473-9150. www.paulmahdergallery.com Grand Concourse @
Alley cats
Bay Area Reporter / Posted 4 hours ago
Ave., Healdsburg. (707) 473-9150. www.paulmahdergallery.com Grand Concourse @ Ashby Stage, Berkeley Heidi Schreck's new witty drama about the volunteers at a community soup kitchen. $23-$35. Wed-Sun, thru Aug. 21, then in repertory Nov. 26-Jan.... Read more
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TribLIVE
Hillary Clinton: The candidate we know so well — and don’tGlass-ceiling breaker. The most prepared in the room. The most qualified presid
Hillary Clinton: The candidate we know so well — and don’t
TribLIVE / Posted 4 hours ago
Glass-ceiling breaker. The most prepared in the room. The most qualified presidential candidate ever. Loyal friend. Witty companion. Mom. Grandma. "It's an amazing life," biographer Carl Bernstein says. "You could not make any of this stuff... Read more
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Local 6 Orlando
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
Local 6 Orlando / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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ABC 7 El Paso
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
ABC 7 El Paso / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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Local 10 Miami
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
Local 10 Miami / Posted 4 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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KPRC Local 2 Houston
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
KPRC Local 2 Houston / Posted 5 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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KCBA FOX 35 Salinas
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
KCBA FOX 35 Salinas / Posted 5 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is "Renegade" and first... Read more
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Northern Star
What's on the big screen this weekFrederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale
What's on the big screen this week
Northern Star / Posted 6 hours ago
Frederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale is a devious delight in this sharply witty adaptation of a Jane Austen novella. Aussie Xavier Samuel also stars as Lady Vernon's unfortunate target. Read the... Read more
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The Daily Mercury
What's on the big screen this weekFrederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale
What's on the big screen this week
The Daily Mercury / Posted 6 hours ago
Frederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale is a devious delight in this sharply witty adaptation of a Jane Austen novella. Aussie Xavier Samuel also stars as Lady Vernon's unfortunate target. Read the... Read more
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FOXSPORTS.com.au
Women’s AFL, Moana Hope named as Collingwood marquee playergoal kicking queen that she was able to cajole the game’s leading figure to par
Women’s AFL, Moana Hope named as Collingwood marquee player
FOXSPORTS.com.au / Posted 6 hours ago
goal kicking queen that she was able to cajole the game’s leading figure to participate in the viral celebration. She’s witty, extremely likeable and has marketability written all over her. She’s also covered in tattoos — something which lead... Read more
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Toowoomba Chronicle
What's on the big screen this weekFrederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale
What's on the big screen this week
Toowoomba Chronicle / Posted 6 hours ago
Frederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale is a devious delight in this sharply witty adaptation of a Jane Austen novella. Aussie Xavier Samuel also stars as Lady Vernon's unfortunate target. Read the... Read more
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Queensland Times
What's on the big screen this weekFrederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale
What's on the big screen this week
Queensland Times / Posted 6 hours ago
Frederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale is a devious delight in this sharply witty adaptation of a Jane Austen novella. Aussie Xavier Samuel also stars as Lady Vernon's unfortunate target. Read the... Read more
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The Morning Bulletin
What's on the big screen this weekFrederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale
What's on the big screen this week
The Morning Bulletin / Posted 6 hours ago
Frederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale is a devious delight in this sharply witty adaptation of a Jane Austen novella. Aussie Xavier Samuel also stars as Lady Vernon's unfortunate target. Read the... Read more
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News Mail
What's on the big screen this weekFrederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale
What's on the big screen this week
News Mail / Posted 6 hours ago
Frederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale is a devious delight in this sharply witty adaptation of a Jane Austen novella. Aussie Xavier Samuel also stars as Lady Vernon's unfortunate target. Read the... Read more
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Daily Examiner
What's on the big screen this weekFrederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale
What's on the big screen this week
Daily Examiner / Posted 6 hours ago
Frederica - and herself too, naturally. Why you should see it: Kate Beckinsale is a devious delight in this sharply witty adaptation of a Jane Austen novella. Aussie Xavier Samuel also stars as Lady Vernon's unfortunate target. Read the... Read more
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Q13 FOX Seattle
Here are the Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pencehave a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads
Here are the Secret Service codenames for Trump, Pence
Q13 FOX Seattle / Posted 7 hours ago
have a new name buzzing into their ears. The codenames for the would-be heads of state generally skew toward the slightly witty, and each name in a family all start with the same letter. For example, President Barack Obama is “Renegade” and first... Read more
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The Morning Call
Theater review: Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival presents brilliantly funny 'Blithe Spirit'at Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival. Director Anne Lewes keeps both the physi
Theater review: Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival presents brilliantly funny 'Blithe Spirit'
The Morning Call / Posted 8 hours ago
at Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival. Director Anne Lewes keeps both the physical gags and the verbal jabs flying in this witty and ultimately disconcerting Noel Coward comedy. Ian Merrill Peakes is hilarious as the writer Charles who must juggle... Read more
8h
heraldscotland
Pharma giant GSK in £110 million Montrose investmentto leave the EU, adding that the cash injection would bring "new employment opp
Pharma giant GSK in £110 million Montrose investment
heraldscotland / Posted 8 hours ago
to leave the EU, adding that the cash injection would bring "new employment opportunities". Chief executive Sir Andrew Witty - who has backed the Remain campaign - said that the UK's "competitive corporate tax system" and skilled workforce... Read more
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express
No stopping booming Britain: Rush to invest in UK as Brexit economy soarsHertfordshire, and GSK said “new employment opportunities” are expected to be c
No stopping booming Britain: Rush to invest in UK as Brexit economy soars
express / Posted 8 hours ago
Hertfordshire, and GSK said “new employment opportunities” are expected to be created as a result. Chief executive Andrew Witty, who backed Remain and warned that investment would be pulled with a Brexit vote, has also performed an about turn. He... Read more
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Norwich Evening News 24
Holt Festival nears a climaxconcert by Dire Straits founder John Illsey has sold out but there should still
Holt Festival nears a climax
Norwich Evening News 24 / Posted 9 hours ago
concert by Dire Straits founder John Illsey has sold out but there should still be tickets for brilliantly inventive and witty comedian Mark Watson at 4pm and swashbuckling family adventure Captain Morgan and the Sands of Time (featuring the... Read more
11h
The News & Observer
GSK 2Q earnings boosted by post-Brexit decline of British pound$1.4 billion in the second quarter. New drugs now account for 23 percent of GSK
GSK 2Q earnings boosted by post-Brexit decline of British pound
The News & Observer / Posted 11 hours ago
$1.4 billion in the second quarter. New drugs now account for 23 percent of GSK’s total pharmaceutical sales, CEO Andrew Witty told analysts. Advair’s U.S. patent expired in 2010 but the Diskus inhaler apparatus is protected through 2016. A... Read more
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Daily Mail
Harry Styles looks weary as he films war drama Dunkirk in Weymouthabout his One Direction co-star, Mark told the Evening Standard: 'What's really
Harry Styles looks weary as he films war drama Dunkirk in Weymouth
Daily Mail / Posted 11 hours ago
about his One Direction co-star, Mark told the Evening Standard: 'What's really surprised me is he's really witty, really funny - he really makes me laugh. He's been ever so brave, not making any fuss. 'He seems remarkable ... one... Read more
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Times News
Outlander Kitchena foreword by Gabaldon as well as excerpts from her novels to introduce most of
Outlander Kitchen
Times News / Posted 12 hours ago
a foreword by Gabaldon as well as excerpts from her novels to introduce most of the recipes, followed by Carle-Sanders’ witty descriptions, such as this one for The MacKenzies’ Millionaire’s Shortbread: “The base layer, of course is 100 percent... Read more
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NZCity
Kate Beckinsale would get a penis tattooed on her face if she ever saw David Walliams naked.Scott's, but she insists they have simply been friends for years and she doesn'
Kate Beckinsale would get a penis tattooed on her face if she ever saw David Walliams naked.
NZCity / Posted 13 hours ago
Scott's, but she insists they have simply been friends for years and she doesn't want to get intimate with him. In a witty putdown using the aubergine emoji, which is often used as a cheeky reference to a penis, Kate shared a photo of them... Read more
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The Morning Call
Brilliantly funny 'Blithe Spirit' at Pa. Shakespeare Festivalat Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival. Director Anne Lewes keeps both the physi
Brilliantly funny 'Blithe Spirit' at Pa. Shakespeare Festival
The Morning Call / Posted 14 hours ago
at Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival. Director Anne Lewes keeps both the physical gags and the verbal jabs flying in this witty and ultimately disconcerting Noel Coward comedy. Ian Merrill Peakes is hilarious as the writer Charles who must juggle... Read more
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express
Spot the EPIC mistake! Can YOU see what’s wrong with this school picture?uncanny resemblance to the famous wizard Some avid snappers capture others on
Spot the EPIC mistake! Can YOU see what’s wrong with this school picture?
express / Posted 16 hours ago
uncanny resemblance to the famous wizard Some avid snappers capture others on their day out, like the student who drew a witty comparison between a fluorescent marker pen and her teachers outfit combo, asking: “Who wore it better?” Another user... Read more
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heraldscotland
GlaxoSmithKline investing £275m in UK manufacturing sitesMr Witty, who backed the Remain campaign during the referendum, said: "Today's
GlaxoSmithKline investing £275m in UK manufacturing sites
heraldscotland / Posted 17 hours ago
Mr Witty, who backed the Remain campaign during the referendum, said: "Today's announcement reflects further investment to support our pharmaceutical pipeline and meet growing demand for our innovative portfolio of newly launched products. "It is... Read more
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Northern Echo
A DRUGS firm will create jobs in a £275m expansion that bosses say proves their commitment to the UK after the Brexit vote.for many years to come.” The outlay marks a significant U-turn for GlaxoSmithK
A DRUGS firm will create jobs in a £275m expansion that bosses say proves their commitment to the UK after the Brexit vote.
Northern Echo / Posted 17 hours ago
for many years to come.” The outlay marks a significant U-turn for GlaxoSmithKline chief executive, Sir Andrew Witty, who previously called on Britain to remain in the EU. However, upon announcing the £275m plans, Sir Andrew said the... Read more
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Perth Now
GSK invests $A481m in post-Brexit UKposition in life sciences that we are making these investments in advanced manu
GSK invests $A481m in post-Brexit UK
Perth Now / Posted 18 hours ago
position in life sciences that we are making these investments in advanced manufacturing here," said Chief Executive Andrew Witty. Business minister Greg Clark said GSK's move was a clear vote of confidence in Britain and demonstrated that "there... Read more
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Bolton News
Tributes paid to 'great council character' Rosa Kay, who has died at 79leaders have also paid tribute, Conservative leader Cllr David Greenhalgh descr
Tributes paid to 'great council character' Rosa Kay, who has died at 79
Bolton News / Posted 19 hours ago
leaders have also paid tribute, Conservative leader Cllr David Greenhalgh described Cllr Kay as “kind hearted, witty and genuinely nice person.” He added: “I worked with Rosa for many years in many different areas and despite our... Read more
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Daily Telegraph
21 books to read if you want to understand the Frenchpublication of A Year in Provence (12) by Peter Mayle (Penguin). The French are
21 books to read if you want to understand the French
Daily Telegraph / Posted 19 hours ago
publication of A Year in Provence (12) by Peter Mayle (Penguin). The French are kinder, and they're right: it's a warm and witty evocation of the place. In Long Ago in France (13) Simon and Schuster), the American food writer M F K Fisher looks... Read more
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Los Angeles Times
How, exactly, did Dave Franco become our favorite Franco?is and what my specific brand of humor is,” said Franco, now 31. “And that’s no
How, exactly, did Dave Franco become our favorite Franco?
Los Angeles Times / Posted 19 hours ago
is and what my specific brand of humor is,” said Franco, now 31. “And that’s not necessarily being the guy who’s super witty and saying a joke every second. I’m the guy who you throw in a bizarre scenario and I’ll play it as real as... Read more
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AllAfrica.com
Ebola Response Crippled By Low Stocks of Vital Itemsheard. "We have learned one thing from Ebola, and that is that there aren't a
Ebola Response Crippled By Low Stocks of Vital Items
AllAfrica.com / Posted 20 hours ago
heard. "We have learned one thing from Ebola, and that is that there aren't a million glass vials in the world," Andrew Witty, the chief executive officer of pharmaceutical company GlaxoSmithKline, said at the event. "There also aren't enough... Read more
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Hindustantimes.com
Flop movies destroy you as a human being: Abhishek BachchanAbhishek Bachchan. (PTI) However, he said, he stops interactive when trolls cr
Flop movies destroy you as a human being: Abhishek Bachchan
Hindustantimes.com / Posted 20 hours ago
Abhishek Bachchan. (PTI) However, he said, he stops interactive when trolls cross a line. “The minute they stop being witty about it and start getting abusive, there’s no more fun and you stop. That’s it, but I enjoy it,” he... Read more
20h
International Business Times
Glaxo posts jump in profits on new drug sales by its HIV treatments Tivicay and Triumeq as well as respiratory drugs and Meni
Glaxo posts jump in profits on new drug sales
International Business Times / Posted 20 hours ago
by its HIV treatments Tivicay and Triumeq as well as respiratory drugs and Meningitis vaccines. Chief executive Sir Andrew Witty said: "This second quarter's performance reflects further strong execution of the group's strategy and our ability to... Read more
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Los Angeles Times
Long-buried family truths emerge in the dark comedy 'Space'impressive line between dark screwball comedy and sweeping metaphysical study.
Long-buried family truths emerge in the dark comedy 'Space'
Los Angeles Times / Posted 20 hours ago
impressive line between dark screwball comedy and sweeping metaphysical study. The designs are resourceful, especially the witty video elements, and the cast goes for broke, with Parker recalling the emerging Kate Nelligan, Matthys reliably intense... Read more
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